|Date of Birth
||Place of Birth
||Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes
||Aaargh me shoulder`s killin`
|Kind of Things I Like
Erm ? Music ? Fillums and reading books, Motor Sport, playing
Blood Bowl, walking in the countryside(if it`s sunny) Magic
|Things I Don`t like
||Getting up in the M word, Going out in the rain,
working in factories, getting jerked around by goddam assholes
|Bands I Really Like
Clash, Tansads, Pogues, Levellers,Chumbas, Dead Kennedys, Offspring,
Tmtch, TV Smith, CCR, MC5,Tmbg, Weird Al, Cypress Hill, Edie
Brickell, Focus (UK), Iggy, SLF, Buzzcocks, Reel Big Fish, Inner
City Unit, Red Elvises, Punishment of Luxury,
|Bands I Dont
||Any band with 5 members and no instruments, Directionless
techno music, Any of the bands available from the Peter Barton
Agency . Also the Pixies really get on my tits.
M.C. Escher, H.R.Giger, Carlo Andre, Jim Fitzpatrick, Heironymous
Bosch, Warhol, Josh Kirby, Hannah Milburn
||John Cooper Clarke, Lemn Sissay,
Why I liked it
||Tough down to earth story of the pressures brought
upon a poor family by the expectations of their peers and the
Church. With excellent humour and anguish
|Lord of the Rings
||Obviusly someone so deeply lost in a fantasy world
as me was going to love this. I read the books ages ago and so
many people went to so much trouble to make the film that little
bit special that you gotta admire the result. To be critical the
2nd film was best, I saw no need for a 20 min drawn out ending
to No3 after you`d been in the pictures for 3 hours already and
were dying for an Ogden Nash. Why didn`t they just stop at minas
tirith with everyone bowing to the Hobbits and save the rest for
the Extended DVD. Eh ?
||This was probably the best gangster film ever made.
I f**king hate gangsters me. This is Brad Pitt`s best film, that
is really acting. Half these hollywood tossers are the same charachter
in every film. I could act this out myself I`ve seen it so many
|All of Me
||Neck and neck with "Dead men don`t wear
plaid" for funniest Steve Martin film, Praka clinches it
for this one.
|Attack Girls Swim Team Vs The Undead
||Not sure why the plot of this film needed a 20 minute
schoolgirl lesbian scene in the middle but who cares?
||Any film by Terry Gilliam will do for me
but this is my favourite, it blew my mind at the cinema after
sponge and dope custard and I have lived ever since chasing the
romantic dream it started.
|Evil Dead 2,
||Every one a classic but my all time hero
Bruce`s antics in the 2nd with the furniture and our boy laughing
maniacally as he hacks off his own hand with the chainsaw is classic
What`s eating Gilbert Grape ?
|Softee and Yankee but I loved it, definitely
JD and LDiC`s best movie.
|The Lion King
||I love most Disney films but the music made
this even better than the Jungle Book and Aladdin.
||I used to write songs based on Ray Bradbury
stories. Yeah that each person shall be a book let them also be
||It`s all totally true man.
||I love the dialogue between the existential captain
and the mindful Bomb. The best film I`ve ever sampled from.
|There is a Happy Land
||Tryin to say last time I read a decent book was
when I was at School ? I can smell the cut grass and gas tar still.
|A Clockwork Orange
A masterful study of morals and the freedom of choice whose
ending was ruined by Kubrik leaving Alex`s self realisation
unrevealed. To learn from and not mimic.
I still don`t think the world is ready for this on video. Specially
not for 2 quid on the car boot.
||I just Larfed and Larfed
||My most recent one this and an enthralling read.
Equally amusing and tragic written in a most original style.
||Poor old Clive went just a bit to sicko for me but
this one wouldn`t let me put it down.
|Peter and Jane at the Seaside
||Really great action in this one I especially like
the bit where they put the seashells all around the sand castle.
But then here comes Pat the dog and cocks his leg on it. "Don`t
piss on the sand castle" says Peter, "Don`t piss on
the sand castle" says Jane, but Pat is a dog and doesn`t
know what the woof they`re on about and pisses all over it anyway
so now they have a yellow moat. Oh shit ! I hope I haven`t spoilt
it for you by telling you the ending. Sorry!
||Just taking the Pisces.
|Things I`d watch on Telly (If I had one)
||Red Dwarf,(day and night) Motor Racing, Nature Progs,
Wallace and Gromit, Fast Show, Royle Family, Pokemon, Dark Angel,
Terminator-The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Horizon,
||Best Music Videos
||Zero Technology's Pre Frontal Cortex - Phucked up
Farmacy, Offspring - Kids Aren't all right, Paul Simon - "Boy
in the Bubble", - Weird Al - "All about the Pentiums",(any
weird al vid especially the fan vid of which bsb is gay?)- They
Might be Giants - "Don`t Let`s Start"
|Best Things That ever happened to me
|| Hannah Banana, Jasmine, Meeting Ian, Getting sacked
from Express, Being taken in by Strangers while travelling and
enjoying their hospitality,
||Worst Things That ever happened to me
||Being Born(I`m never going through that again),
A crash course in the Scottish penal system, Living in a warehouse
full of dog shit.
Weird Al, Joe Strummer, Shane MacGowan, Paul Whitehouse, Mick
Carr, Tiff Needell, Nyge Hell, Janet Tansad, Gillian Lowens,
East Bay Ray, Captain Sensible, Ian Dury, Billy Connolly, Dave
Lister, Mad Edgar, Radiskull and Devil Doll,
Murray Walker, Kurt and Ritchie, Frismo, Simon Cowell, Anyone
from Big Brother,
||Oh wouldn`t U like 2 know
||Even more so !
||Nice, Gentle, Friendly
|Why are you weird?
||I`m not Weird
||Yes You Are !
No I`m Not
|You`re A Schizo
||I am Not
||Then why are you interviewing your
self with a typewriter ?
|| Right That`s it I`m not speaking then.Prying
into my private thoughts you nosey bunch of.....Go on get lost
the lot of you !